Post by OldFred on Sept 3, 2009 10:10:19 GMT -5
You never know, it could happen.
A Missive From Abbey Rodent:
The Rutles: Replastered & Rehopolstered
Attention All Rutles Fans!
For everyone who loves the music of the Pre-Fab Four, and who has brought their music in massive quantities, from Vinyl to Tape to CD's to Digital Downloads and Edison Cylinders:
NOW! You can buy the whole bloody lot all over again with The Rutles: Replastered & Rehopolstered Collection!
We went back into the moldy vaults, lovingly handling every precious recording the Rutles ever made, from their humble beginnings in the Rats Keller to their final rooftop concert at the Rutles Corp. building, to their ill-advised mid-90's Reunion tour, (minus founding member Dirk McQuickly, who tragically, went into comedy).
The tapes have been redone, retuned and re-cooked, with a nice varnished sheen that you can see your face in, and repackaged in stainless steel reproductions of the original album art, and all jammed into a jolly big and very, very expensive box.
You'll hear every note, burp and rude bodily noise the Rutles ever did in the studio (including the naughty bits with the girls in the back room. Don't tell Chasity or she'll wallop Ron!).
But,There's More!
Not only will you hear these classic recordings in glorious stereo, but you'll also have the pleasure of emptying out your bank account and taking out an extra loan on your mortgage to get the even more ridiculously expensive Mono box, which contains just one album which will ONLY be available in this set, and you know, and WE know, that you've GOT to have it! Or, forever be a pariah from society because you don't have it. (Shame on you!)
As an extra bonus, at extra expense, each recording comes embedded with detailed instructions on how to remodel your home or apartment, with handy tips on proper bathroom tiling, to just the right color drapes for your living room that will impress your guests and make you the envy of your neighborhood.
Drop everything, empty out your bank accounts, and log on to RutlesCorps.con/rip-off, and order your sets now! Order in the next 2 seconds, and receive a genuine Rutles pen, originally priced at $500, reduced to the much more reasonable price of $495.98 ($4.02 additional postage).
Well, what are you sitting there for, you Nurk! Order the damn sets already! I've got to keep up the payments on me bleeding yacht you know! Bloody Yobs!
Barry Wom, Esq.
A Missive From Abbey Rodent:
The Rutles: Replastered & Rehopolstered
Attention All Rutles Fans!
For everyone who loves the music of the Pre-Fab Four, and who has brought their music in massive quantities, from Vinyl to Tape to CD's to Digital Downloads and Edison Cylinders:
NOW! You can buy the whole bloody lot all over again with The Rutles: Replastered & Rehopolstered Collection!
We went back into the moldy vaults, lovingly handling every precious recording the Rutles ever made, from their humble beginnings in the Rats Keller to their final rooftop concert at the Rutles Corp. building, to their ill-advised mid-90's Reunion tour, (minus founding member Dirk McQuickly, who tragically, went into comedy).
The tapes have been redone, retuned and re-cooked, with a nice varnished sheen that you can see your face in, and repackaged in stainless steel reproductions of the original album art, and all jammed into a jolly big and very, very expensive box.
You'll hear every note, burp and rude bodily noise the Rutles ever did in the studio (including the naughty bits with the girls in the back room. Don't tell Chasity or she'll wallop Ron!).
But,There's More!
Not only will you hear these classic recordings in glorious stereo, but you'll also have the pleasure of emptying out your bank account and taking out an extra loan on your mortgage to get the even more ridiculously expensive Mono box, which contains just one album which will ONLY be available in this set, and you know, and WE know, that you've GOT to have it! Or, forever be a pariah from society because you don't have it. (Shame on you!)
As an extra bonus, at extra expense, each recording comes embedded with detailed instructions on how to remodel your home or apartment, with handy tips on proper bathroom tiling, to just the right color drapes for your living room that will impress your guests and make you the envy of your neighborhood.
Drop everything, empty out your bank accounts, and log on to RutlesCorps.con/rip-off, and order your sets now! Order in the next 2 seconds, and receive a genuine Rutles pen, originally priced at $500, reduced to the much more reasonable price of $495.98 ($4.02 additional postage).
Well, what are you sitting there for, you Nurk! Order the damn sets already! I've got to keep up the payments on me bleeding yacht you know! Bloody Yobs!
Barry Wom, Esq.