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Post by ursamajor on Dec 9, 2011 6:24:57 GMT -5
My background is Greek and my friend is Italian, everytime we catch up for drinks around this time of the year he makes the following joke : The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women. Everyone laughs and I'm like mouth wide open, speechless, I have nothing, I've been shot down. I need a good comeback for this but I don't think there is one, my mind is blank. Give me some suggestions so I can rock him next week, Christmas drinks, Opera Bar under the Opera House. He won't be expecting it.
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Post by brothermichael on Dec 11, 2011 13:21:16 GMT -5
The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women. What about: " The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women...which they then put a hit on, sent to sleep with the fishes, gunned down, so they started banging animals, which is how we ended up with Jersey Shore."
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Post by winstonoboogie on Dec 11, 2011 19:26:34 GMT -5
The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women. What about: " The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women...which they then put a hit on, sent to sleep with the fishes, gunned down, so they started banging animals, which is how we ended up with Jersey Shore." Ouch!
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Post by sayne on Dec 11, 2011 22:59:06 GMT -5
My background is Greek and my friend is Italian, everytime we catch up for drinks around this time of the year he makes the following joke : The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women. How about: "Yeah, that might be true, but Greek women don't have to lie down on the ground and have someone mow the hair off their legs."
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Post by ursamajor on Dec 12, 2011 3:48:40 GMT -5
The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women. What about: " The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women...which they then put a hit on, sent to sleep with the fishes, gunned down, so they started banging animals, which is how we ended up with Jersey Shore." that's brutal but I like it
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Post by ursamajor on Dec 12, 2011 3:50:25 GMT -5
My background is Greek and my friend is Italian, everytime we catch up for drinks around this time of the year he makes the following joke : The Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced women. How about: "Yeah, that might be true, but Greek women don't have to lie down on the ground and have someone mow the hair off their legs." LOL !!!! That's classic !!! I thought of : Yes but the Italians didn't know what to do with them so they went back to the Greeks, who then showed them how it's done and hence Greeks have the reputation for the world's best lovers Ok I have quite a few good comebacks, can't wait till next Tuesday !!!
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Post by andyb on Dec 12, 2011 12:27:39 GMT -5
I'm sure there's a joke about sex being tax deductible in there. Nothing like being current and topical. No offense intended.
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Post by sayne on Jan 28, 2012 0:53:02 GMT -5
Ok I have quite a few good comebacks, can't wait till next Tuesday !!! How did things go?
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