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Post by sayne on Mar 25, 2016 0:53:14 GMT -5
I see it's being reported that Paul will be in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Well, Keef played a pirate (Jack Sparrow's father) and it made absolute sense. I doubt he will be a pirate. Maybe a barkeep or British nobleman. What do you think Paul's character will be (serious question)?
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Post by John S. Damm on Mar 25, 2016 8:40:54 GMT -5
What do you think Paul's character will be (serious question)? One played really badly by Paul! Maybe Macca will insist on wearing an Hawaiian shirt in a 1790's set film! Sorry for the cynicism, but other than AHDN or maybe Help where Paul and the others just had to show-up at the height of Beatlemania and their glorious youth, Paul's forays into film have been a disaster: MMT, LIB, and Broadstreet! This I will assure you of, Paul's character will do "funny"(as in weird) voices and he may even do his MJ imitation as he clearly believes it is funny and believes that everyone finds it cute!
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Post by stavros on Mar 25, 2016 12:37:11 GMT -5
A mumbling, bumbling old sea dog called Uncle Albert and suffering from Alzheimer's ☺
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Post by debjorgo on Mar 25, 2016 18:01:27 GMT -5
I see it's being reported that Paul will be in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Well, Keef played a pirate (Jack Sparrow's father) and it made absolute sense. I doubt he will be a pirate. Maybe a barkeep or British nobleman. What do you think Paul's character will be (serious question)? "She flew into the stormy sea, Davy Jones was calling me, but heading for tranquility, the Grey Goose flew away". Maybe just a bit part as one of Davy Jones' men. It'd be cool if they used Morse Moose in the movie.
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Post by John S. Damm on Mar 26, 2016 14:28:41 GMT -5
Pursuant to the following article, "directors Joachim Ronning and Espen Sandberg and producer Jerry Bruckheimer have gone back to add an extra big set-piece scene" to the completed movie to center around Paul. deadline.com/2016/03/paul-mccartney-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-johnny-depp-disney-keith-richards-1201725706/Paul will want to be a pirate but he would be an awful pirate! Paul would be better as a dapper but strict, hard-driving and vain British Sea Captain. But no, Paul will want to copy Keith Richards and Johnny Depp himself and be a pirate! Heather Mills would be terrific as a proto-feminist fair maiden captured and seduced by Johnny Depp! She would become a female Long John Silver!
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Post by sayne on Mar 26, 2016 18:30:19 GMT -5
Heather Mills . . . She would become a female Long John Silver! (Okay, I'll step into your trap.) She already has a missing leg.
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Post by Panther on Mar 26, 2016 23:36:33 GMT -5
Paul used to date a woman with a peg-leg.
But then he broke it off.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2016 8:02:17 GMT -5
Paul used to date a woman with a peg-leg. But then he broke it off. Then he paid her millions to hop off his peg and permanently find another one.
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Post by debjorgo on Mar 28, 2016 17:05:38 GMT -5
The movement Paul needs now, apparently is a parrot on his shoulder.
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